what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
The sky will open, cue choir of angels: "oh! wow! Matt was right! Not only will I grow out my bush, but I'm going to date straight, available men!"
I'm sorry you missed class, the topic today is copy and paste. I'm not even kidding.
i only understood the part that said mucho orgasmos
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Oh, I made pasta salad in the throw up bowl. I hope you don't need that for the next few days.
They thought "watering it down" meant adding more vodka
That's right. If she can't abide by the rules then she gets booted. It's like survivor booty call edition
Be careful. Don't drive if your body turns into a caterpillar again.
Unemployment check just came in. As soon as I stop pretending I have morals I'm buying weed. Puff puff pass uncle sam.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm in the power napping at parties stage of my life
Lack of response to this text gains you a half hour of freedom before I initiate operations to conclude you are not, in fact, comatose. You requested no mercy.
im not letting a little injury get in the way of my alcoholic/drug problems. we ARE getting turnt tonight.
Just sold our expired ticket for a free night of bowling to a drunk guy downtown for 50 bucks. Ill buy beer on my way home
I just apologized to a wet floor sign i walked into.
The dog peed on the neighbors baby Jesus. No wonder she thinks we're the devil.
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