Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
did it hurt when the cum got in your eye
not so much hurt, more like a stinging sinsation like mouthwash
her vagina looked like bernie madoff
I don't care if he is my ex... I have the deed to his dick until someone else fucks him. We broke up 2 years ago.... I am still holding that deed!
I just stepped on my own foot and apologized to my shoe... THAT high.
We were walking home when he passed out, we left him. Just got a call from him, hes in a jail in Canada.
My dora the explorer band aid does not cover up the shame i feel right now
and now there are teeth marks on my dick.
Just saw a 300lb woman fall down. Shes screaming like a beached manatee. Her 120lb boyfriend is trying to push her up. It's like watching an infant try to bench
Dude, it could be so much worse. That Dale kid lost a toe I think.
God, you're amazing. I just want to hang out with you in the nude and watch Monty Python movies whilst we quip about how comedians just aren't as funny anymore.
Credit for originality. Points off for a mild to moderate creepy factor.
Just keep in mind that she didn't start telling you you had the largest penis she had ever seen until AFTER she found out about your multi-million-dollar trust fund.
Don't drink and shop. I went for happy hour and came home with a fog machine. I now have no other choice but to scare the shit out of my neighbors with it.
You said "I'm not gonna waste my last condom on you" last night.
Your ex spoke highly of your penis and it’s skill. I’m interested in learning more about it ;-)
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