I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
I'll probably hate you when I'm sober
So my prents justed posted "DO NOT DISTURB" on facebook and i just heard their door shut and lock...I'm leaving
Today was my first day of hebrew and I learned how to say give me sex... I think I can quit now
After a certain blood-alcohol level, the dog is in charge.
In all fairness I didnt see your dick because it was already in her
Well at least it wasn't the first time I threw up out of a second story window
We fucked on shrooms. It's like his dick was a beam of light and when I came I turned into a prism and my orgasms were made of rainbows.
You just sat there for two solid hours staring at your monitor and every five minutes screamed "LEGOOOOOS"
He made a playlist to use during sex...that ended with The Ultimate Warrior's entrance music.
I have to go buy generic plan b after work. I don't even leave for the new semester for another 11 days. I think I just leveled up in sluttiness
I DONT WANT YOUR DICK. I WANT BRUNCH.
Jesus fuck that was emotional whiplash
I just fanned myself with my wet toothbrush to dry my mascara. Wtf
so does the amount of bruises on my arms and legs mean we had fun last night?
Randomize
