I want to give you a handjob with my mouth.
dude im shwasted, kabul is not the best place for this
you said you get the best orgasms off Pez dispensers. how do you think he felt????
I'm pretty sure you can't just waltz into a walk in clinic and ask them to de-baby you.
its not that he announces that he can deep throat a banana its the fact he knows he can and it makes me wonder how he found out
Also, am I the only one who noticed he didn't fuck you until after you were technically a cripple? Or am I reading into this too much? Congrats on that btw
You got in the cab and told the cab driver "we only have seven bucks so you better drive fucking fast".
All i'm saying is it doesn't matter how drunk you were, at 26 years of age you should always remember to take down you pants before you shit in the toilet
I awoke this morning alone and naked in my bed I forecast my date later not going so well because I have three giant hickies on my neck there is a note next to my bed that looks a 3rd grader wrote it on my college acceptance letter
Note to self...boner negates all verbal agreements ...got it
STOP SENDING ME NAKED PICTURES WHEN I'M TRYING TO TEACH. MONDAY TUESDAY 1-3 IS A DICK AND ARSE FREE ZONE
So I sniffed too hard this morning before work and I THINK THE COCAINE JUST STARTED ROUND 2.
I currently hiding in an upside down garbage can please come find me
I slept with six men with different nationalities this week. Who says I'm not a woman of culture?
My GF, FWB and Side piece are all booty calling me. I’m a victim of my sexual success
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