whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
i jus seen this fat chick walk buy look like she had don king coming out her arm pits..
i went to throw her on my bed and threw her straight in to my bike
I haven't seen any of my friends sober in months. We have classes together.
It's like my butt was the only innocence I had left and now I don't even have that.
Well it's a moot point because I did have a sink & I peed in it.
Dude, you were so wasted she couldn't wait. She was grinding your face while you were passed out in the yard.
He better not be in your backpack
A milkman. But instead of milk I'm delivering marijuana. And instead of a milk truck it's an armored car.
You're a weed delivery man, in an armored car?
I know what you meant. If you want babies in time for your birthday, we gonna need either a time machine or a ski mask.
is there a way to say "yea i broke my wrist cause i fell down some stairs while tripping my face off on acid" without actually saying it?
And then the templeton police were like "oh I remember her, yeah the blue haired girl that we picked up cause she was passed out drunk on the side of the road"
You dove at him but passed out mid dive. Shame it wasnt a costume party your superman suit wouldve been clutch in the situation
Man I gotta stop stashing shit when I'm high. I just spent 2 hours searching for my bag of pot and eventually found it in fucking a bandaid box.
I wish u could call a dildo. Like you do a missing cell phone.
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