i just found an uncooked ramen noodle in my underwear
the only thing i can think of after seeing avatar is "when are they gonna make avatar porn?"
For the amount I put out, I should be going on way more dates.
Come scavenge bits of tuna out of my chest hair
one of them held the wheel while the other one changed her pants. while driving. on the thruway. what
Not a chance. She stuck her hand under my kilt and she told the whole table I was indeed commando. She broke all the rules.
He made me write my name on his wall in crayon so he'd be able to remember it in the morning
Oh god I want to come home! They have an air raid siren here that alerts their neighbours across the desert it's time to come over on atvs and drink.
Ordained minister or not I hereby renounce all moral responsibility for any and all related occurrences
What kind of scumbag goes to a baby's 1st birthday party with a black eye? This kind. Me. I'm disgraceful.
Is there a word in the English dictionary for impressed, yet disgusted?
I think the word you're looking for is flabbergasted.
All I know, is I had green sex and beer and got driven home. That's it.
So he noticed that I cut a half inch off of my hair. Guess who just earned himself some road head on the way to the twin cities?
Wait are we really having an orgy on Tuesday?
My sexual preferences tend to require a degree in psychology to understand
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