why did they invent bidet's? your butt gets clean when your poop falls in the toilet and splashes up anyway...
You have problems? I'm 20 years old and i'm balding
while fucking on the counter the whip cream was conveniently right next to us. i love thanksgiving
you know its a sad night when you can actually see and hear sitcoms on at the bar
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Hes screaming about Slender man. whatever hes on is probably not healthy.
At what point does "I'm too high to deal with you right now" stop being rude?
did i send you the picture of me smiling with the magnum wrapper?
If you asked me 10 years ago where I thought I'd be today, I can pretty much guarantee I wouldn't have replied with "buying hemorrhoid cream on Bourbon St at 7am"
I think you are the only one slutty enough and evil enough for the job. Just go in and blue ball him. He broke my nose in Middle school. He deserves this.
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just walked across campus with a bottle of champagne in between my boobs. night two and the quest for classiness is already over
Totally forgot I asked the cop for a theoretical fist bump and he still let me drive away
Hey! I need booze. And penises. And a lot of mistakes that I will regret in the morning.
Her hookup left his underwear and shorts in the dorm last night... What he was wearing when he left, we may never know.
He just ranted to some customer about fourth of July being ruined and I just shouted USA the whole time in the background. It was kinda epic
Knowing there are different types of spiders in different countries and regions makes me never want to travel.
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