youre lurking in front of me
Happy Easter!!!
I'm an idiot
I'm bringing poparts in case anyone gets hungry. The trek to frat row is strenuous.
I don't have the urge to be a home-wrecker with these two. I think I've grown, don't you?
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I'm going to die alone in a sea of empty vodka bottles and cats.
found inexpensive tickets to Norway. Questioning if its legal. PLEASE tell me you remebered the walkie talkies and face paint.
couldn't find my pants so i stole a pair of shorts from the passed out kid in the corner.
We've reached the point in our fuck buddy relationship where we are playing words with friends. This is too intimate.
I'm watching intervention which is getting me psyched for your birthday. Is that wrong?
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No. I think its because I really and truly know that he is a moron and his future prospects are zoo animals.
you are not my drinking buddy, you are my drinking enemy.
Well I'm sleeping with two of them cause they have nice cars. And the third cause she has a big rack. I'm just really waiting for it all to blow up in my face so I can find a girl I'm actually interested in
He could stay over, if you'd just ask.
Yeah. What am I supposed to say? "Oh, my couch is occupied, but my vagina's not"
Also this guy fingered me at the bar and then gave me his card
Also there's a home game tomorrow and I thought about holding up a sign that says, "I madeout with #64 during orientation week" would that be inappropriate??
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