so my doctor just swabbed my throat, and he looked up in suprise when i had no gag reflex. yea, he just judged me.
I can't believe he would be such an ass
Your boobs are way too big for you to be worrying about anything.
the worst part is we had a camera rolling
Did his mom notice it when she saw u guys?
Yes.
I have to watch that.
Why is your signature on my underwear?
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Barack Obama mentioned plan B and suddenly this address seems a lot more personal
I may only be a second year med student but I feel very confident in calling that a micropenis.
I woke up to my dog puking on my bed. Looks like it was a successful night for us all.
I'm using her two yr old as a arm rest while I attempt to feel her up. Somehow she is allowing it. How this transitions to sex should be interesting.
I'll pay you to write the paper but not for sex. You should only get paid for something you work hard at.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
How do you tell an ex that banging less hot chicks than me is highly insulting? I almost want to try and get him laid with a pretty girl just to save some face for dating him so long.
I'm just gonna yell "SURPRISE ME" and see what happens. No way this could go wrong
Our host-mom was rubbing her back sympathetically going "muy bien, chica" while she puked on the beach. So yeah, I think we got the best one.
long story short, the bouquet was used as a sacrificial torch
I took a picture of you last night while you were drunk, trying to smoke a bowl through your nose. It's now your contact id.
I’m not sure she knows my name. She introduced me as “the fuck toy”
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