i hate that you can chart my weight gain through my facebook pictures.
The only reason I kept his number in my phone for so long is so that hed pay for my abortion.
So im using the back of a keystone box as notecard for my presentation
he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
So I managed to get the bitch who has been copying off me all semester in History to copy the names of Pokemon towns off my test.
it wasnt a pity fuck per say. i wasnt attracted to her, but still thought 'that looks like a fun ride'
She's dipping the chocolate graham crackers in marshmallow vodka for a 'campfire taste'
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The bad news is I fucked my exes girlfriend. The good news is I100% understand why he left me
We left the bar and you kept yelling "ONWARD SCION, TO GLORY!!"
You were laying in a hotel bed drinking beer from a straw while you demanded everyone to kiss your foot tattoo.
The impact your presence has on my vagina without even putting your hands on me is quite astonishing, impressive and a little disturbing.
Well now you know not to take drugs from your friends. Take it from stangers. They're more reliable.
Its mothers day... Can my present be an orgasm...for once?
He was eating me out on a picnic table on the frame lake trail and right after I came, a group of hikers walked around the corner. Stood up just in time
And this is one of the many reasons why you need a car.
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