today is monday, i feel like we should do something illegal
I'm full of awesome ideas
Yesss you are. Im full of confusion. I keep finding peanut butter on my legs...
i was so worried that when his hands were down my pants he was going to find the weed i stole from him
there was this guy running across campus barefoot in the pouring rain stepping in all the puddles. i want his life. and i want to be stripper.
the caf people were giving us weird looks and she yelled ITS A LIFE STYLE
There was a bottle of vodka and chips in a vase next to the bed
I would watch the shit out of some full house right now.
it's like if youve been living with the grinch for 15 yrs and then santa shows up with a big gift begging to fuck the christmas spirit back into you. no one can say no to santa.
She's cute, but batshit. Like some kind of dominatrix disney princess.
Have you picked out a bathroom stall in which to fuck? Since you've got all this free time before her plane lands...
The feeling are messing with the penis
it's not like I want to die, I just want life to stop for a little bit. how does that work?
he said didn't have much sexual experience and then proceeded to tell me he is going to make me cum harder than my vibrator could
well, that escalated quicky
The only reason I know his name is because we wrote marriage vows in orange crayon on the back of a Walmart receipt.
I'm super depressed and stressed and I just want spaghetti and sex...
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