Okay call me later ill be watching lifetime and scrubbing throw up off my feet
"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
Circus confirmed... Jello shots before 9 pm are not cocktails for sucess
Haha im Trying. This detox stuff tastes nasty. It's bad when the only thing that came to mind when i took the first sip was how good it would be with Vodka
all i could think was her face looked like a farm accident
I plan on gettn treatment center drunk
When hitting a Woodchuck bottle with a machete, glass will fly back and cut your face.
I hope you did not try this.
Ten minute nap on a staircase honey badger don't care
I love you. Mom got to wasted at the wedding that she threw up on my shirt.
They just keep looking funny at me. No one has attempted to tell me that I don't make sense though so maybe they're all way more high than I am.
YOU ARE THE WORST TRAVEL AGENT! THIS IS A SINGLES CRUSE FOR SENIORS. THEY ALL THINK IM THE FUCKING WAITRESS JUST CAUSE IM BLACK!!!
Are you trying to say I've made an emotionally well rounded transformation similar to the Grinch?
I'm sexting with a 20 year old that has a foot fetish... This is what Sailor Jerry drives me to do.
He’s 21. The president of his frat. I’m 28 and have a career!
Do it. It’s a noble position.
Does it still count as a threesome if one girl left halfway through cause we were having too much sex?
Fuck you for even being able to ask that question
I think I fell asleep on my pizza last night. Damn, I am sauccccy.
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