dude, best porn name ever, "the Hunt for Red Cocktober"
There's a girl in my class named "La-a" pronouced "Luh Dash uh" I hate everyone
dude so we were eating nacho cheese popcorn and chasing it with cole slaw
by the way nacho cheese popcorn is me making popcorn and then adding milk butter and mac n cheese mix
once you have herpes you dont really care what goes in your mouth anymore.
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Slipping me an edible before my ochem final was not your brightest idea. Looks like I'm switching to business.
Woke up naked on my floor covered in cookies. We should celebrate fake hurricanes every weekend.
Sorry the STD update turned into an attempt at a bootycall, but at least we both know we're clean now
She sucks dick like Beethoven on piano, but talking to her is like Simple Jack in Tropic Thunder. Still working out the pros vs cons list.
That's the first time I've ever heard something that tickled both my gag reflex and my penis simultaneously.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
No like you fell onto the fence. I don't even know how you got into the fenced in area.
The best part about being single is knowing how much everyone secretly creeps behind their gf/bfs back. You wouldn't believe..Have a great date night!
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Wet should excavate the hamsters out of the front yard n give them a proper burial.
Is it a problem if I'm trying to condition Goodbye Horses to trigger an erection?
I just woke up, its 6AM and i'm pretty sure the guy passed out next to me is 70% ugly...
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