But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
clay aiken is like melissa ehteridge without the guitar.
Good. You are like the clit whisperer.
I basing my decision on whether or not to date someone on whether I could imagine having sex with them sober
you were almost asleep and mumbling "your penis is on my cheek"
there was a guy who was being paid to stand outside of Abercrombie without a shirt on... normally i would be okay with this but he was 40...
Either she got face surgery at midnight, or i need to stop drinking...
Just mindlessly walked into the mens bathroom. My vagina has now become its own independent being, looking for penises. I'm just along for the ride.
seriously though jaeger and i are fucking done professionally
Too high to move please buy hi-c and pour it in my mouth in exchange I will marry your first born child
You'd think, but when you nail one sorority sister, you might as well have nailed them all.
I say we go and bring jello shots with laxatives. 57% sure one of his toilets is broken
Let the record show that the first hour of my twenty-first was spent shooting tequila ans discussing the emotional integrity of werewolves.
turns out it took a Belgian couchsurfer dressed as Heisenberg to rock my world.
Blowing lines in the bathroom and trying to get into the mindset of someone who wants to be at work for 12 hours
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