Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
Sometimes I think my vagina thinks its a penis.
I havnt been this mad since the coche de Los murtos incident
So I put about 15 worms in the cuervo bottle. I don't think that's how it works but I feel like hallucinating by 11am
I think it was our ex-neighbor Mike. He leaves Taco Bell outside our door a lot
He'll drop off his extra tacos at our place bc he's super high when he orders & can't eat them all
I am literally missing a chunk of eyelashes. That's how fun it was.
I hear sloppy seconds go great with fried rice
Look at the picture I MADE him take with me...like why??? He's holding my foot?
"I wonder if vinegar is some sort of magical hangover cure" "...no I was definitely still drunk and drinking vinegar because I was thirsty"
So I'm getting really old. I feel asleep for a booty call that I initiated. The struggle is real.
You are allergic to dogs. DO NOT kidnap something you are allergic to. No matter how fluffy.
sorry for any reference made toward your boobs or making you feel pregnant or incapable of peeing. make it a wonderful day.
We got cut off at a bar at 4pm. We aren't human
Could someone explain to me why there were 40 individually wrapped burritos in the fridge when I woke up this morning?
All I did today was eat pizza and use my vibrator.
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