Just once id like a girl to say to me in the dracula voice, i want...to suck...your dick...
at a party and just made O-H-I-O out of dicks and vajayjays...i hope someone took a pic i was too busy (; GO BUCKS!!!
I wish everyone walked around campus with a video of what they did this weekend above their heads.
pop tarts are not kleenex
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Balls are wasted. Waste are ballsted. Ballsd wasted
Just asked the bartender if I could use the register to see my grades.
she was masturbating to a video of herself masturbaing. She's a keeper
I need a Jamo leash. Just tie it to my wrist and every time you see me reaching for a shot of it, just yank my hand away
Holy shit he's circumcised. His parents must have really loved him.
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Oh yea... In other news I've decided to get an external hard drive and start getting music from all the guys I'm fucking... Do you think a terabyte would be enough storage space?
I feel like I would find myself in so much trouble if I hadn't married my DD.
My ex is having a baby and I'm over here planning my dogs birthday celebration...
When is the party?
Ehh, the third backed out. Two still isn't bad. Who gets a bootycall to pick them up from a bootycall's house anyways? Only me.
I guess I was telling girls last night that I was a virgin with terminal cancer again
I gave her a cheerful high five and she turned to me and said, "we should do that with our genitals." I may have to marry this girl.
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