Its about making memories worth repressing
lets put it this way..we'd win on tool academy
chipotle is closed for thanksgiving... I am officially thankful for NOTHING.
Just realized the hot girl at the office got a boob job over the Holiday.....she is now super-hot girl.
slowly transforming into a stationary lump of steel. how can you tell me that was JUST weed
Forgot to mention...Pamela Anderson has HPV, so i feel like im in good company
I peed in a 7/11 last night. Like literally pretended I pretended I was shopping, looked around, and peed on boxes in the corner. No more tequila
its kind of scaring me that i am turned on by tom cruise in rock of ages
I have to sanitize my nipples and its just to cold in here for it to be ok
Tequila Tuesdays need to not carry on throughout the week. Having a sad Saturday
Sex is always the answer.
Especially if the question is: what have I not had this year?
how fucking stupid do you have to be to think I'm going to accept your friend request months after falling asleep during one night stand sex?
I told my dad that he was in a band and he was all like " good job" and then he looked up the band and listened to their music and just went " oh have you disappointed me"
Every time Brady gets sacked I cum a little...
I was very impressed with his ability to carry on a conversation with his friends sitting in the front seat with his hand in my pants, getting a hand job, stoned, with a cigarette in his mouth. I think he's a keeper.
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