jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
I just realized I have my pepper spray, gun, and vibrator all in one drawer. One false grab and I'm screwed either way.
Because the last time i saw or spoke to him he came all over me in a hammock.
You started a dance party so that you could steal their vodka and shouted "sailors out!"
Can you fuck me on the kitchen counter at some point? I'll lysol it after
We really have to stop convincing people tazing is the cool thing to do.
well, mom whipped her new boobs out at the dining room table. So yeah you could say we had a pretty casual thanksgiving
I used my dress as a plate for pizza rolls last night
We had sex on the playground and then walked around his neighborhood grading houses based on their Christmas decorations
I just got his Save the Dave and, to answer your next question, NO I AM NOT GOING TO THE WEDDING OF THE GUY WHO GOT DRUNK AND CAME ON MY CHEST.
I thought I'd never say this, but if I had to choose between these cookies and sex, it would be these cookies
Im wearing black today mourning the orgasm i couldn't get this morning :(
How good was the sex? She sent me a fruit basket the next day.
I did something very bad. More specifically, my boss.
I literally blew him under my face mask. Not because I thought it'd protect me from COVID, but because I wanted to prove to myself that I could.
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