I hope im prettier
yea, just so you know this whole self-loathing thing is getting pretty fucking annoying
So when does "going out for one drink" = giving some guy an HJ on the sidewalk?!?
I just heard an old guy ask the chick he was with if she wanted to try ass to mouth...
thanks for that.
dear roomies, would anyone wanna donate the booze they left in the fridge over break to the "your roomies snowed in and all alone" fund?
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Drunk. Just jacked off for the third time in an hour. I love not being Catholic anymore.
There was an audience eating triscuts and bananas in the bathroom while watching him puke. It was a good birthday.
In all fairness I did warn the guy I just spray tanned before we had sex so I hold no responsibility for the bronzer all over his sheets
How do I say "I still wanna hook up w you but I don't wanna see your penis via text ever again" through a snapchat
My exam ends at 4pm so I plan to be passed out in the bar by 5pm. Want to join me?
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Good. Go forth, young stallion. Destroy the vaginal region with your tidy crotch.
After we finished, she peed a little on my chest and told me she was "marking her territory". I didn't know if I should have been scared or aroused.
YOU LEFT MY FUCKING BRA OUTSIDE OF YOUR HOUSE AND NEVER TEXTED ME.
dude the last time we saw him was 2 nights ago when he was yelling that the trees were naked or some shit then he ran into the forest. I think its time for a search party
We stood outside the room listening to them have sex and making meow noises
That's not right, is it?
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