The only thing I can remember you saying is "I won't cut pizza like this when I'm older."
just had cupcakes and mountain dew for dinner-now i'm playing super mario brothers. 10 year olds all over the world would kill to be me.
I know I'm her Sunday school teacher. I just feel I would be saving others from a lot of headaches by telling her someday she's going to be a stripper
So if you want this MFM threesome thing to happen the other guy is here and willing
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I just found a 2 minute video on my phone of you throwing up in a fake plant.
I wanna introduce you to my balls, Thunder and Lightning.
Everytime Our professor said "penis fencing" in class today we took shots.
Ever walked into a basement full of 10 guys jerking it to a live stripper? Cause I have. Always confirm the address of a house party. Always.
My roommate just walked in with a case of beer locked himself in his room and told us he was going to masturbate his feelings away...
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My roommates said duck dynasty was stupid ... toto i don't believe we're in kansas anymore.
What did you two do last night and why did Sam send me a picture of your dick?
I wouldn't know what to do. You never really mentally prepare for a cactus getting thrown at your face.
He watches the nature channel every time I am here. It's like a manipulation technique because baby zebras will get me every time.
Regardless of how one feels after a break up, whiskey must be consumed.
The ass gains better be worth it
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