You made me cry and you don't even care
just woke up. wallet empty. bottle empty. tattoo in pen on my arm. smell like bad sex. woke up alone. and wall-e is playing on my computer. need answers.
I can't go out tonight I need to save my money for important things.....like rogaine and ecstasy.
It felt like his penis had an endoskeleton.
you made cement angels. it was a great sight.
Being a girl sucks.
Being a boyfriend sucks for about a week, too
She keeps referring to it as an "us" Either she is seriously mistaken on what fuck buddies are or she learned another meaning of the word "us"
Weekday college schedule so far: get high as tits. Watch Family Guy marathons. Repeat.
what customs doesn't know wont hurt them
We are getting high tomorrow and being statues at the cafeteria. Come find us.
So im guessing you dont remember the walk home, where you layed down in the alley and began to sing "threes company too" and when i told you to get up you had the nerve to tell me i was to drunk.
He's moaning and crying and coughing up something audibly liquid. I can't live in this house any more.
Just smoked pot with a guy who has apparently been living in the woods for over a month. He just walked out of the woods. This is not real life.
God fucking bless the man who invented the vibrator. Bless him and all his descendants. I think I saw the face of God tonight
I literally just woke up in a dog bed, in a bathtub in someone else's house...and I'm not wearing pants
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