I checked for jungle juice on Weight Watchers. they didn't have it.
He said they were doing a skit in class apparently someone else is dressed like a horse. Ive never felt more proned to skipping class than now
I feel like my whole life has been one big pre-game for Mexico.
I booty called her while she was in labor.
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If you value your immune system buddy, walk away from that one.
I didnt say frisky time, just alone time, to chat, or watch a show, or stare into one anothers eyes, or souls, or asses, whatever you straight people do
Hey, don't think you remember me but we met last night. I'm conducting a survey this morning its only one question: Have you seen Rob since 1am?
if there is one thing you splurge on it better be nice condoms
I have no idea what those words in that order meant, but if you go to Florida send me pics of strippers
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You were talking to yourself and eating cold cuts in the kitchen when I found you
The only alcohol at my aunts was mikes hard so I drank 9 of them and puked in the master bath
At least Shia Labeouf would encourage me to do this drinking contest
i just want to cuddle, make out and maybe have a boob grabbed but no. someone has to have mono.
so i put my jacket on last night that you wore last weekend, and reach inside the pockets and find them full of goldfish...
the snack that smiles back:)
Whats a little breast milk between friends?
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