so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
for on dont try to tell me you love me after three weeks of talking, for two if you are going to do that stay away from the song lyrics to a very good country song that you happened to ruin by using it, and for three erase my number im fuckin your sister now
so when am I gonna get some from you?
when you dick grows 3 inches
He;s fine. He just kept saying "hurricane Gordon is coming to shore" and flexed his muscles a lot.
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i just ran into my boss at the liquor store. we didnt exchange words, just nodded in mutual understanding.
My rats are drinking wine. I am drinking with rats. God i am so alone.
I know its been a few months but you must know you hve the 2nd biggest dick I've ever seen. 1st place went to a rapper so don't feel bad.
he laminated a picture of his dick.
I get hit on by the prison guards every time i go to see him. Seriously.
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Remember when I asked you to make sure I didn't go home with anything less than a 6 last night? You're fired
I broke my arm trying to do a hand stand in my shower to wash the hate out of my asshole.
I think all the guys I've fucked in my life would get along perfectly. They'd probably form an orchestra and travel the fucking world. That gives me the slightest feeling of consistency in life which is great.
Fuck this. I'm adopting 12 cats and naming them after the 12 disciples. Maybe Jesus will have sympathy for me then.
Why is the floor coated in a 2 inch blanket of popcorn??
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GODDAMNIT WHY AM I MISSING THIS
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