fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
I didnt pay $190 for a fake with a new middle name of Vane..
This boy just came into class wearing sperrys and a polo but also carrying a longboard. I'm unequivocably attracted to his level of doucheyness.
his electricity got shut off. i felt like a pilgrim searching for his dick.
It's like trying to pry an octopus off you. Except the octopus speaks English and can get drunk.
My complete lack of self respect has really improved my blow job technique
He just reenacted his orgasm in front of my roommates....using a squeeze bottle of mayonnaise.
I heard about the break up and if you need a place to stay my vagina is open for you 24/7
Yeah. You can ask him out. We're just fuck buddies. My vagina will be sad but your heart can be happy.
She has an inverted nipple. She told to play with the normal one until the other one pops up.
I'm kinda amazed by how many times I've texted the word penis today.
You talked the cab driver into taking a shot from your flask at a red light because "Ray Charles would want him to"
I see your boobs were ready to greet the new year.
Listen I'm tryna celebrate your divorce. Sometimes that calls for drinking on the toilet.
Jesus when did you leave my house? I found 2 bottles of wine, vodka, and a book with blow all over it wondering if I was read bedtime stories
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