Only in Alabama do they play hymns in a bar!!!
I just ate a drumstick out of the garbage. I need a life coach.
I just hope this isn't happening Final Destination style
Travis Barker would totally be Devon Sawa in this scenario
She asked how far humans have gone into a volcano because they did in spy kids. She was serious.
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you left your shoes but remembered to take your vodka. i see where your priorities are.
after he fucked me and not his girlfriend, i told him to be a gentleman and close his eyes as i ran to the bathroom naked. so sweet.
your definition of "gentleman" is so absurd.
I need you to send me a picture of your dick. I want to forward it to that girl and you and i both know you're more impressively sized
Basically, I'm sure one day I'll look back on this part of my life and be ashamed....
I've got enough liquor to do one of two things on Friday: 1.) Drink myself into a coma or 2.) lay in bed a drunk and cry lonely mess. Happy Valentines Day.
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There's nothing quite like having a little 8 year old boy hand me a Bible on campus while I'm on my way to the health center because of my recent slutty tendencies.
When I'm drunk I really like to hold dicks. Like, affectionately.
Her hookup left his underwear and shorts in the dorm last night... What he was wearing when he left, we may never know.
Brother gave me a harry potter philosophy book for xmas we need to get stoned and talk about this.
Coffee and girl scout cookies. Breakfast of champions.
Get fucked.
Rich men love me! I remind them of their trophy wife!!!
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