If I'm having a dream where I'm having sex and I can actually feel it between my legs because I've had a lot of it recently, does that make me a whore?
I have a feeling this is a serious question. Problem solve, Jess.. I'm going to let you figure that one out on your own
so i made out with some dude last night at the bar. and some girl just stood there and watched. i felt bad so i made out with her too. She looked like she felt left out.
Pregnancy scare over. Let the cockfest begin.
But it's not about our feelings, it's about making the men we sleep with feel awful about their lives
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Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
i feel like there is just so much pressure to sex him up, its like the weight of the world is on my vagina.
I can't. I think his penis is about to take out a restraining order against me.
I think I'm gonna quit partying for awhile. Piercing my own nose is where I draw the line.
It's a "party harder or raise your standards" kind if night.
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Do me a favor and don't mention him I feel like Regina George and I just want to scream I made him
I seriously doubt this is the first time pumpkin pie has led to a booty call.
I was giving him a blowjob but we had to stop because he started crying when his cat walked in and started staring at us
It was just a matte of pubes and mustard.
OF COURSE I NEED TO KNOW I MUST KNOW EVERYTHING
YOU ARE NOT OMNIPOTENT AND YOU HAVE TO DEAL WITH THAT
I AM OMNIPOTENT AND YOU HAVE TO DEAL WITH THAT
She totals her lexus and all she wants is to have crazy wild sex.
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