have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
Can someone please explain to me how I got rugburn on my tits?
everybody makes mistakes
i didn't know they allowed you to text in ambulances
Does she usually listen to trance and cut up broccoli when she's high?
I figure hes like disneyworld. You know youre only going once or twice in life. Might as well have fun and ride the rides
I think he's having people over to watch him get way too drunk again
Omfg amy I'm not kidding you I think a blow job is what landed me in the hospital
"But puppies!" Is not an acceptable excuse for trying to drunkenly steal someone's dog, you promiscuous midget!!
I love how you sexted me before you told me happy birthday. Thank you.
That's the 3rd time I've gone home with her and she passed out on me. I poured 6 boxes of cereal on her and left
Well I shit myself on the way home from work today so there's that...
I think he knows I took a picture of him. Why I don't get punched in the face more often is anyone's guess.
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
Someone threw up pink in the shower, there's a golf cart tipped over on the lawn and Cousin Brian is missing. What could Friday night throw at us?
Laying in bed naked is fun. I now see why guys love boobs... They're sooo bouncy! This long distance relationship is really killing my sex life.
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