it feels like my vag is blowing bubbles
She gave me a blow job and her mom gave me blueberry muffin afterwards. I love them.
No, I don't not want an upside down piggyback ride. You're drunk and there are rocks.
well she hit her head and had a concussion. i had to make out with her to keep her awake.
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Duuuude - Drag Queen Bingo wasn't supposed to end like thissss
the condom is still stuck, that's what I get for being responsible
Sockward: that moment during sexytimes when you realize your socks are still on and you have no idea how to remove them in a non-awkward fashion.
He follows more cats on Instagram then he does girls.. That's how you know your boyfriend is whipped.
with great strapon comes great responsibility.
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I can't decide if I'm depressed or if this is just what life without a bidet feels like.
When you woke up the first word out of your mouth was "whoa"
I was feeling the aftermath of his penis
The other night he asked if I had a condom and I said I had an IUD. and he goes OMG A BOMB?
I don't know what you're doing this morning, but obtaining Plan B is my number-one priority.
I didnt know whether I was going to vomit or orgasm because I was feeling both sensations
Didn't know my clit could produce that many orgasms in one night. Fuck my husband; think I might have to become a lesbian.
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