Wow, you were right... Weed does start conversations
If Jon and Kate can get divorced...how hard can it be for me?
I was just at the bank and there was a fat lady wearing a cape. today is gonna be awesome.
Some 6 yr old girl just got on my plane in St. Louis. She was wearing an I Love Canada shirt. She eyed the seat next to me and I stared her straight in the eyes and shook my head. Fuck her. Fuck canada.
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4 feet of snow. teaching the cats how to snow swim. throwing them off the porch and seeing what happens.
FYI angry masturbation is not as cool angry sex
He's only going to be gone for two weeks
That's two months in gay whore years.
Was in the middle of a keg stand, the frat guys dropped me, and I broke my nose. My mom didn't enjoy that call from the hospital.
I'VE CAME 4 TIMES TODAY. I AM AS DRY AS THE SAHARA, STOP YOUR WHINING.
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Yesterday I dumped him, went out for my birthday, hooked up with someone else, and today he still fed my cat. Living with your ex ain't so bad . . .
We've been walking through the woods for two hours, he just keeps taking pictures. At least we'll remember this tomorrow.
It's 1am and I'm on LSD and I have diarrhea in a Dunkin Donuts. Help me
I just had a visual of u banging and screaming at him at the same time.
She did what?
Who. The correct term is she did who.
Did you see him? The correct term is definitely what.
Stop making fun of my hookups!
Stop getting hookups that I can make fun of!
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