Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
Pre-order weed for 4/20 and i'll give you a discount.
while cleaning my room, i've found many wonderful things. one of these is the card you gave me for my eighteenth birthday. it's a christmas card that says "i want to stick it in your sponger"
he said 'i love fucking you, ashley'. it was the most romantic thing he's said during sex because he actually used my name.
his mom walked in, looked at me, sighed n nsaid 'when are u gonna learn' n walked out
This might be the most awkward night of my life. And I had someone pee on me once.
I have no idea, but there's a bus parked in front of my house and like 6 texts saying im gonna prove my love. this is either really really awesome or really really bad.
I'll answer your question with a question: Are you gonna be too high?
I vote for a trading skills night. You teach me to juggle, I'll teach you knife fighting, and we'll both learn banjo
We are going to the humane society and getting you microchipped so you don't get lost on your birthday. Either that or your getting a child leash
Drunk girl in a bikini just tried to bite my face, it's officially spring break
I'm really interested in the size of his penis so report back on that one
Bear grylls would be proud of my improvisation. Just used her vibrator to massage my back after hurting it at work.
He bought me a bottle of Malibu. I think I could love this guy.
I've loved people for a lot less.
It was like Strip poker and blow, but with Yu-Gi-Oh cards
Randomize
