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• (313): View more from Michigan

  Don't look now but I am in class with a mixed drink

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  Don't look now but my prof just asked me if I was drinking a screwdriver

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• (617): View more from Massachusetts

  I wish life was like dora the explorer where dancing pigs appear out of nowhere to solve your problems for you

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• (702): View more from Nevada

  the lady at Walgreens winked at me when i asked where the cherry chapstick was... damn u katy perry!

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• (641): View more from Iowa

  and i had to drink on "never have i ever unsuccessfully tried to seduce a virgin ginger"

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• (404): View more from Georgia

  Are you still at the party or did I leave?

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• (832): View more from Houston, Texas

  Are you having sex right now? Or is the apt just swaying rhythmically on its own? Either way, awesome.

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• (914): View more from New York

  He just got dropped off drinking a flask, sitting on the handlebars of a chinese delivery man's bike

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  Tonight's gonna be epic. Did he bring my noodles?

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• (650): View more from California

  You know this who 'I show my love by being a total dick' thing is getting old, right?

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• (843): View more from South Carolina

  He's trying to marry me, when is the appropriate time to tell him my real name and that Dallas is a completely fictitious slutty alter ego? I need the advice of someone with morals.

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• (610): View more from Pennsylvania

  We lost power at midnight which freaked out my roomate and friends. The power came back on 30 minutes later. We are now at the bar having "the rapture came and we were left behind" shots

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• (612): View more from Minnesota

  but seriously, if you see a redhead running down the street tonight in a carrot costume, call 911. He's tripping hard.

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• (361): View more from Texas

  You're officially the most high maintenance man I've ever had inside me.

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• (828): View more from North Carolina

  Wtf. So apparently this 5 star establishment doesn't allow strip putt putt in the parking lot. We all just got kicked out of our rooms.

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• (603): View more from New Hampshire

  Pussy, Peanut Butter Cookies,and Bubble Wrap

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• (614): View more from Ohio

  your marriage is hazardous to my nightlife

  (806): View more from Texas

  yea, mine too.

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