girl next to me is signing up for tough love. definitely getting laid.
She went into the basement and sang to my cat for three hours....she actually has a beautiful voice....
Within 5 minutes of max walking in his pants were off and he was wearing my snow goggles as underwear.
I have the money I owe you for auctioning off your black thongs. Best 30 bucks ever spent
U asked everyone for their hoodies so u could "safely hug the cactus"
All i know if I'm throwing uo into a bag with a smiley facE on it right now and this is not a smileuy face time right nowe
The cops just showed up and arrested her. It's our 2nd date. Do I have to hang out her with her 3 kids until she makes bail or can I leave?
Really? Uh ohh sounds like a double date with extra stripper funnnn
I was told my cock was a religious experience.
Today has been like a snow day for your boobs. No rules, just doing whatever they want.
She's 90% sass and 10% boobs
I just had sex with the Sheriff's Deputy. You should call me.
Things he has managed to cum on so far on spring break: my bikini, my back-up bikini, three of my four bras, two pairs of panties, four beds, six chairs, the floor of several hotel rooms, the window/door to the balcony from both sides, my tits, my face, my stomach, his stomach, my ass, his best friend's girlfriend's face, and his best friend's dick.
Just FYI spring break is over and you're supposed to be back in class but hey sounds like you had your orgy so congrats.
Remember that time I came to London for 4 hours, got hammered, cried for an hour and then left.
you never know when your going to find a surprise from me in your bed...it keeps you on your toes.
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