i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
Dear everyone that texted me last night wondering where i was. i ended up face down blacked up drunk before i made it to the party. My bad
I like my sex mixed with concussions.
Totally saw a hot amputee. I think this is called character growth.
based on who turned up here tonight the whole evening should just be called "mistakes i made when i was fat"
I showered today. Officially upgrading myself to useless.
What can i say, i'm an artist. I think deep thoughts. In between the homoerotica and pterodactyl noises
IT'S A FUCKING GIANT POKEBALL MAD OUT OF TINY ROSES
you can't just say no to brian. he was bugging me to get me to drunk for 14 hours straight yesterday. HE DOESN'T GIVE UP
Of all the things I've masturbated to while high, my favorites are ritz chips and trees
I caught a glimpse of his penis. I can only imagine what your mom's vagina goes through because of that penis
He's all enlightened and liberal. My next beefcake will be much more Neanderthal.
he fell asleep naked and all I'm doing is staring at his weird balls
I snuck out of his room and his roommate stopped me to tell me there was a condom stuck to my back
Imagine how different my life would be if I could find a man who gave me more pleasure than pizza at 2am when I'm drunk.
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