I had a talk with my mom about respecting myself and not acting like a whore so she will rip my nose ring out if she somehow sees that picture
Our hot neighbor just came over and asked for a toilet plunger...not so hot anymore
i'd date him for the sole reason that he thanks me after giving him head
10 dollar pizza all the toppings you want. Wait Until You See This Pizza
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I hope that he knows just because i pissed in his bed doesn't mean were together.
dude he passed out in the strip club on his birthday, WHILE he was getting a lap dance. That drunk.
If you come home soon there's a stripper in the shower. Don't be alarmed
I think you were giving a sex seminar on your kitchen table last night.
i’m not very adjusted to having free time. for example, I forgot how much fun it is to masturbate.
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I found pix on her phone of me passed out and her sticking things up my ass. Its over.
She posted a pic of her bf on ig wishing him a happy bday at midnight. She then proceeded to have sex with me. Who is the bday boy again?
Hey, Would it be ok if me and your wife have a ladies only night and masturbated on FaceTime together?
it'll be like a game of Russian Roulette, but with my vagina.
My vape juice got mixed up with the astroglide.
Wow..I bet that tasted bad.
Not tasted.
I can feel the shame as I walk down your hallway.. good night
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