She's perfect. Funny, gorgeous, 3 tats, been through a lot, bright. I'm in love.
if creeping was an olympic sport, i would be a lock for the gold right now.
I don't understand why some guys want to have a huge conversation while standing at the urinal with cock in hand...
I just had to explain to my father, how having two screens plugged into my computer doesn't use more internet.
I'm about to enter vancouver's biggest liquor store. I feel like I should sent you a "wish you were here" postcard.
Good call on the strip club last night. Everytime i smell some flowery candle or air freshener I get transported back to having my face firmly planted in Riah and Desire's tits.
You're welcome.
I had 2 bags of iv saline fuilds for brunch and the buffet at the strip club for dinner. happy easter.
nana can keg stand better than me. should i be proud?
Drunk assassins creed leads to explaining to my father that "it was only a steak knife in the arm"
I'm super disappointed in my clit.
I was the only one in group sessions to bring up sex as a stress reliever. Some of those people were awfully judgy despite the fact we were all in a psych ward.
Drunk in my hotel room, eating taco bell, and crying at Nicki Minaj's life story.
This is why I keep you in my life.
Someone drank my pedialite!
YOU drank your pedialite. I watched you chase shots with it!
Don't care if they even pay me; I lifeguard for the fringe benefits -- free tourist vagina in the Hilton jacuzzi every single night
Thanks. I just smoked a bowl topless so I'm in heaven right now.
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