try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
You deserve yourself a blunt and a build a bear.
trust me, there is no more disappointing feeling in the world than waking up at 4 in the morning with a random half naked chick in your bed and then realizing your roommates girlfriend just wandered into the wrong room.
Someones car got stolen, everyone is yelling, and im drunk just sayin yeah buddy over and over again
i forgot beer had calories. that would explain alot.
i must've hopped out the car and eaten some leaves...even when your'e drunk that's not acceptable
being pregnant is like rehab
Would be in best interest to sanitize the DVDs
I'm so glad we both made out with him though. I feel like that really brought us together
Someone came into our hotel room and took our remote
What should I do?
I woke up uncovered, spread eagled to my dad saying "you really need to stop sleeping naked."
How much glitter would I have to ingest in order for a "magnificent" amount to appear in my ejaculate?
I just texted him from the other room to come have sex with me-stress relieved
You are such a millennial
Good news!! I can adult!! 😂 turning down the strip club on a weeknight has become my crowning achievement ðŸ˜ðŸ˜‚
Oh please. Preoccupy yourself with my penis.
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