another moral hangover. fuck.
Just boiled hotdogs in bongwater. NOT a good idea.
i was like a deer caught in headlights with its coke-dick hanging out
I wonder if he just picks random boners to send or just the realy impressive ones
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
He came up there while i was bartending, ate a salad, told me he wanted to divorce me, then tipped me 10 dollars....
I'm not trying to go crazy tonight either. I just want to go out, have a few drinks, meet up with my ex-boyfriend and get fingered or something.
She found 60 bucks at the strip club. Its probabably been in a vagina but really most money probably has
Have a glass of wine with dinner they said. Your hydrocodone has worn off they said... NOPE
I woke up snuggling a bottle of water while Hercules played on Netflix. Whiskey Wednesdays
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
We had sex to beyonce's "drunk in love" and then he order me pizza. It was perf
Do you remember when I didn't post that pic of you fucking an avocado on your boss' desk? Can you return the favour?
I LACK THE NECESSARY BRAIN FUNCTIONS TO BE ABLE TO PROPERLY RESPOND TO THAT
but like who hasn’t gotten fingered at the state fair?
Did we go to Florida? My missing thong and DL just arrived in the mail. Return address was Tampa.
If I lock her out of the apartment right now would the neighbors have grounds to sue?
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