Even DaVinci knew it was gay to draw the penis big. Thanks art history
just joined the mile high club. if this plane crashes because of this text, it was worth.
While at warped tour today a girl was crowd surfing and her vagina landed in my face, I call that a successfull day.
I think hes settled down now. He's just licking the walls and the windows.
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I spent the whole weekend building houses out of popsicle sticks for my bowls. How was your weekend?
I cannot start working out. If I start to look better, I'll ruin ugly women's chances forever. So, really...I'm doing them a favor...think about it.
I'm going to have to start playing roller derby again so I can blame my sex-related bruises on that.
So that wine I told you about is vile...
That the stuff you brewed in your dorm closet? Are you actually going to drink it?
Yup. It's drinkable. Might go blind, but I've got to use my chemistry minor for something.
Obviously. I'm here to let you eat things off my boobs and help you get laid.
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I love you too! Remember NO alcohol or weed at my residence because of legal ramifications.
I appreciate alcohol much more now that I have to be sober sometimes
The only people who will bring me pizza or tacos want a commitment and I'm hungry for food not their love.
I think all the guys I've fucked in my life would get along perfectly. They'd probably form an orchestra and travel the fucking world. That gives me the slightest feeling of consistency in life which is great.
i look like i'm walk-of-shaming but i'm really showered and re-clothed and rallying. i fool everyone
who knew being a fake dominatrix could be so fun?
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