What was that guy's name that you dated that wore the leotard?
If it wasnt for my iphone and loopt, I would still be wandering the streets in a drunken stooper. Thanks Steve Jobs.
I have no memory of puking on someone. Was he cute?
Omg. There's def a kid, like 10 years old, sitting in a buggy at wal mart holding a sign that reads "I can't behave"
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Waaait I'm alsleep in myt car somewhere
i finally watched harry potter... a tad unrealistic if you ask me... i mean a ginger kid with 2 friends?
You can't keep basing your relationship off of the fact that you both love ramen noodles
Remember that crazy chick I've been ignoring and said I wouldn't bang her again? Can we start that again part today?
Its a bummer that corporate america doesn't believe in $2 u call its on a Sunday night
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The clothing optional portion of the night began around midnight. Then we did disgusting things to each other. It was beautiful.
I've come to the conclusion that my issue is I'm not fucking a guy with a headboard
This guy needs to stop asking about my feet
I got snowed in at my parent's. everyone's asleep so I'm smoking a joint in my old room and watching Tarzan on a 12" tv.
They must be so glad to have you home...
He went three whole days without making a star wars reference, of course he got sex
You just kept yelling GET YOUR SKATES ON, BITCHES. WE'RE GOING STREAKING.
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