How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
Oh shit, I think we need to get you a hobby that doesn't include penises
Have you ever been so weak from sleep you couldn't push your poo out?
i cant finish this easy-mac because i need it for a chaser.
I mean, he was my book buddy in 1st grade. The kid taught me how to read, the least I could do was give him head.
Currently standing on top of my parents leather couch with no pants on playing helicoptor with my penis. You?
Why am I drunk on a roof painting at 11 in the morning
You need to get here now. Before they realize I'm not puerto rican.
Please don't be alarmed by the blood on my arms and phone in the morning. It's not mine.
Drinking vodka in the bathtub.... If I don't make it, I thank you for your magical parts
I threw away my jacket instead of washing it, the jungle juice stained me more of shame than red food coloring... i have never been that white girl wasted before...
I'm over my straight phase. They all turned out to be idiots and none of them got me off. I'm going back to hot girls with strap ons.
be right there i have to get my cape
Napping in front of family members can be embarrassing when you get a christmas boner in your sleep
So I crawled off the trampoline to puke in the neighbors yard. Wonderful house guest right here
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