Every time you buy a sobe you buy a bong.
No you can't have a vodka redbull. The pilgrims didn't have vodka redbull.
while we were dancing I voluntarily took my bra off and hung it around his neck as a necklace. 2011 lets go
No, no, no. Fuck you. I took a glass blowing class solely to learn how to make that bong. You shattered it and my dreams in a matter of five seconds.
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How are you not embarrassed to know me. I'm a mess right now. I'm a walking, talking tornado of embarrassment
Anddon't worry about me I have my Darth Vader flashlight
Yeah but if you conceived a child on a park slide that would be pretty awesome
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I can't believe we really went to walgreens to use their cork opener, bounced and drank a bottle of wine in a sketchy corner...
in other news i got caramel vodka poured on me. upside, i smell amazing
I want a dick in my left hand and a Crunch Wrap Supreme in my right hand.
And our sex soundtracks thus far have been metal and Star Wars
I mean, I was going to use them for a beading project, but I guess I could take one and let you bat my dick around like a cat toy.
He’s 48, has a Prince Albert piercing and a white Range Rover
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