Dude I just witnessed a midget touching himself and singing the chorus to somebodys watching me by michael jackson... it kinda turned me on
worst morning ever. completed my walk of shame home to find my parents, grandma, and priest had come down to surprise me on my birthday. now i'm in the car with them to go get my car from the bar.
On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
i saw like six of her guido cousins in the jersey shore trailer alone. her family is having a dinner party for the premiere tonight.
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She said she didn't want me watching her give me a bj, so she proceeded to make a "blowjob igloo" out of blankets...
She busted her face in a tragic twerking accident. Marking the 2nd time I have peed my pants laughing.
Is it wrong I want to seduce my ex to prove the point to his current gf he's an ass?
Get in your clown car, pick up everyone you know, and head to the park. drunk Sledding grand prix tonight. winner takes home the leftover beer
Might I also add after my boss threw up in the garbage can and yelled puking rally, he dougied, then told me I wasn't about that life.
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Girl I love you like I've been drinking all day
I'm playing a lilo and stitch drinking game
Aloha alcoholism.
They asked me my level of pain at the hospital and I told them I called my ex 6 times
I mean, we were all drinking, but I'm pretty sure kidnapping came up.
i keep smelling vagina and donuts, which pretty much sumarises this morning. happy birthday.
Hey do u remember the time we used my mascara wand as a drink stirer?
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