it seems that i get a boner from just about everything now
Btw, I'm really high so I apologize if anything I say gets translated into arabic.
Weird. Haha. I guess taking advice from batman is a good idea.
this one can actually spell my name, that's a shoe-in
Get to the bar. Power hour leading up to the rapture.
I'm trying on my bridesmaid dress so that I can determine what will need to be done to achieve getting fucked while wearing it.
More cowboy butts than you can shake a stick at, oh joy.
I know my whole body feels like I belly flopped onto concrete. Seriously need to tone it down for a while
I want to put in my resignation as an adult. From now on I will be spending my time drinking beer and skiing.
Pretty sure I was impersonating Rihanna when I kept asking him what my name was while we were making out
You missed the winter stoner olympics last night....I got the gold in blunt rolling
You woke up butt naked, peed yourself said something about jumbo shrimp, and passed back out 10 seconds ltr..
Im part way to drunk.
I say this out of love and friendship. Eat ice cream not the d.
He’s older
Like “has a job and pays his bills” older or “still watches porn on DVD because he can’t figure out the Internet” older?
Randomize
