I wish facebook had a fuck off button.
Is it bad that I was more upset about not getting the perfume he told me he had bought for me then the actual breakup?
his profile picture is a blurry one of him holding a beer. i recognized him instantly.
In a min. With a stripper at the hospital. Business. Not pleasure.
Drunk in a canoe getting pulled by a lawnmower thinking of you
Apparently I blacked out and pissed all over the sliding glass door from the inside, as everyone watched from the outside helplessly....
Sober me does NOT approve of what went on in my pants last night.
I just took my birth control with a water bottle I found in my purse with vodka in it in Spanish class. 10am is still too early for me.
If she's steering anything, it's a religious boat of crazy. Destination: Iceberg.
He hasn't texted me back since last week when we sexted. I think telling him I wanted to choke him with chains was a bit much for our first time.
All I know is that I woke up with glitter all over me and blood on my shoes. It wasn't my blood.
And all i could do was bury the part of me that felt guilty for cradle robbing and put on my dick swallowing bib.
That was my first party and they were so suprised that this little freshman girl was a FUCKING BEER PONG QUEEN.
Bitch got stabbed in the eye. With a fork. Wait for it... At church. I was the only one at a party interested in her story. Only in the south
He took home that trashy slut from Bama but a NFL Lineman was just in my DMs so... who’s the real winner here
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