Aj just asked if we were going to the bulldog tonight..i told her no because of the expense and tests coming up..but mostly because i don't want herpes
my soul wont recognize me after tonight
All she gave me for breakfast was raw toast. How can she expect me to eat raw toast?
You mean bread?
I was mid-pee and he walked in, claimed he was looking for his phone, and then asked if we could hook up since we were finally alone.
so yall hooked up?
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Bouncy castle Catalina wine-mixer race for the cure. It will be as fun as it sounds
I have to cancel. My sons dad is out of jail unexpectedly and i'm kinda an emotional wreck. P.s. This is not the life I dreamed of as a little girl.
and let me tell you something, handcuffs are surprisingly uncomfortable when they arent being used in a sexual manner
with hottub sex, handcuffs, Pocahontas themed lap dances, and eating pumpkin pie off each other, I'm gonna say thanksgiving will be a success ;)
The chances of me making out with someone next weekend are about the same as me not remembering it.
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He told me that he wants to fuck me only wearing a princess tiara...How could I possibly say no to that?
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
I just put on the jeans I was wearing last night and pulled 4 baby carrots out of my back pocket....
Woke up with a throbbing vagina and a lesbian in my bed. Then for the hell of it we had morning sex. Definitley bisexual now
Anyway, that's been my evening- crying and looking up diabetes symptoms. How was your night?
RICK FUCKING MORANIS!!!!!
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