just jacked off with my ROTC uniform on. boy i feel like an american.
So he thinks I sent him a picture of my boob last night, but it was really just a close up of my arm.
We have a drunk bartender with her nips a quarter inch from bein out buying us shots. GET HERE.
You just said the magic words
still drunk. talking shit to the doc drawing my blood. this has no upside
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this kid is using one arm to help his buddy with a keg stand, and the other arm to hold up the chick he's making out with.
1 in 5 deaths i nrussia is alcohol related. GO MOTHERLAND
We need to get sombreros so I can give them to strippers.
I somehow ended up with a bottle of red wine in one hand and white in the other and would drink them at the same time. Ruined
Christ, I really took the slutcake last night.
Wait. Someome brought slutcake?
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yeah the cable guy is coming and everybody is hiding all the pieces in the house. we are up to thirty two. like a fun game of smokable scavener hunt.
I think the worst was the guy who sent me YouTube videos about how age doesn't matter, and then a link for natural breast enhancements. Kill me.
Can we make 2014 the year of no unsolicited dick pics?
Please don't call my dad a fuckpuppet, I feel like that would be awkward to explain later.
I'm so hungover I can't taste anything
What type of bandaid should I use on my clit
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