Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga?
Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine?
mustard is like jesus in yellow tights
girl in front of me in lecture is looking up on ask.com about chlamydia.
Wish I didn't live with 3 girls so I could beat off in peace.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I'm in the dining hall. that same guy is here again, the one who sits alone and talks to his silverware.
My hand is eating my burrito and not saving any for my mouth. TRIPPPPPPPPPPPPPPINN!
im trying not to drink and cry in the same night anymore. i'll let you know how it goes
i normally make it a rule to leave when white people start rapping... but they had blow.
I fell alseep but then some dude picked me up. Comforter and all stuck a blunt in my mouth and carried me back downstairs because "I wasn't done partying"
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
If we both stop thinking about your penis for just a moment, we'd realize it is important and good that you are spending quality time with your family
you did a full monologue with your sober self last night. different voices and everything.
This is actually a pretty big deal for him. I mean, he contacted a stranger out of concern for someone else instead of for sex.
That does show growth.
They need 20 oz Capri suns with liquor. Douches need to grow up with their clients
I will teach you the ways of the ho life, my little gay grasshopper.
He woke me up holding a gallon of apple juice and a shot glass...
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