So I accidentally txted this girl with the same name as the one im seeing, as it turns out shes still dtf
He managed to completely creep out every girl I was with last night. It was almost inspiring how efficient it was.
Everytime the frat boy touches his bro's ass after making a cup take a drink
After you verbally abused the McDonalds employee for not making your fries fast enough, the fact that you woke up on a random lawn does not surprise me.
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Just made a diving catch to save a handle of Fireball falling out of the car. ESPN worthy.
Too stoned. Randomly can't get the image of Emilio estevez's smiling face out of my head. What is life.
I thought he was foreign, but it turns out when you're that drunk, an Ohio accent just sounds Russian.
His favorite positions involve choking me out. I'm marrying him.
I'm being hhit on by creepy guys please come one bought me a penis hat balloon animal save meeeee
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I'd like to thank Vicodin for getting me through family thanksgiving once again.
On a brighter more disgusting note...... I think I just shart myself but I'm too afraid to find out.
I've run into almost every guy I've ever slept with today. It's like they know just how horny I am.
OMG LOOK AT THAT PIECE OF MAN
I haven’t trained for this.
One day when i undoubtedly need an intervention please let it include lightsabers.
I think I can handle that.
The awkward moment when you're leaving the most attractive guy you've ever been with and you're trying not to shit on yourself. Fucking welcome to my life
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