you ever wonder how lesbians feel about girls being in relationships with other girls on facebook? could it annoy them more than it annoys me?
threw up during christmas carols. the audience at the church seemed to immediately know i was a college student
i'm pretty sure i saw my life flash before my eyes when we ran a red light. i continued to drink and be the drunk backseat driver.
Ja rule starts his prison sentence today #3475th reason we should drink tonight
You can buy vodka at target here.. Maybe Missouri isn't so bad after all
hi sober isdnt real. this is a mass rtoomate taext i thing. bye
AMAZING.
This guy punched out a light, puked in the sink, stole the mailbox, then tried to tell ME that I had to leave the party... Then his dog shit on the floor.
But I wanna cuddle and just put my hand awkwardly close to your penis area by accident and look at you
I may or may not be wearing slippers and a TMNT hat. This thing better not have a dress code.
at work, .. 47 yr old boss was in a fight. 2 BLACK EYES. I may get fired. I cant stop laughing
Do they make liter beers?
They make 40s
Do they make 2 liter beers
They make 2 40s
It was all good till you had ppl chasin shots of ciroc with fucking applesauce
That's the 3rd time in 6 months I woke up on the hallway floor using a towel as a blanket, no clue how I got there. At least back when I was still drinking I could blame something other than myself for that kind of shit.
You should go to AA meetings and warn people about the dangers of sobriety.
The problem with having a roommate is that you are forced to answer the age old question "Are you okay?"
I just feel weird about accepting their wedding invite when I've got a post-engagement video on my phone of him jacking off in my bathroom.
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