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she's sitting on the other side of the room at this party. with her smirnoff tucked in that little opening between her cleavage and shirt. drinking from a straw. snapping her fingers off beat.
I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
those are the first brownies ive had since i was 13 that didnt have weed in them.
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we ended up on her 9 year old brothers bed and he saw the whole thing.... now he will know how to use his equipment
All I know is that we apparently made a drink we named The Single Girl which is rum, vodka, grain alcohol, and sprite and rolled around in the backyard.
There's a skateboard on the patio and all the chips are gone. The note on the fridge says 'don't buy cheese'. Stop letting her go outside.
Invited the whole bar back to my place for an after party.....shit got real with everyone seeing dad drink moonshine like a champ.
If you loved me you'd bring cheese fries and a condom
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But you can't tell me I give the best blow jobs and then not break up with your girlfriend who has fucking TMJ! Come on!
I'm gonna send you a dick pic now just so your uncomfortable at work
you said you wanted to call me grandma and give me hugs
like I licked Molly off a boys palm last night at a bar I think its ok to eat chicken once a week
The only people who will bring me pizza or tacos want a commitment and I'm hungry for food not their love.
Every time Brady gets sacked I cum a little...