so im watching realhousewives of jersey with my mom. she just said they werent really rich bc they were doing their own makeup.
I don't have the money to get a cast so we made one from stuff at the craft store.
On a list of weird places to get a bj, how weird is in the basement of a pharmacy
I made weed fried chicken. What have you done today?
These 29 Nasty People Went To The Bathroom In Public
Last night she showed me how to clean my bowl and now she's drunk making peanut butter filled cookies. Best. Roommate. Ever.
So you plan on doing double washing machine sex? Like. A double date. But with sex. On a washing machine..?
I wish Samuel L. Jackson would narrate our bar crawls
I'll send you the picture of you double fisting vodka bottles, grinding one guy and making out with another... Every girl wanted to be you.. You make me so proud!
Don't think anyone else in the building has a lunchbox full of yay
Hey there's a sandwich in there too!
19 People Who Had An Inappropriate Celebrity Encounter
He said it. He actually said "yes it's in".
You broke the end off a wine bottle, ran outside and screamed "FOR NARNIA!!"
Post a pic on facebook and see if those same 46 girls find shitting in the bed handsome and adorable
We were ushered out of Medieval Times by a squire for making out in the torture chamber. Children were present.
masturbating on the freeway is more stressful than it sounds
My phone autocorrected "shhhhh" to "AHHHHHHHHH" and I feel like that says a lot about my life